Quote from the great, funny and random animation "Forehead Shavecut"

Do you like beans? I like beans. Beans are interesting. They can taste good.. or make you want to excrete brown liquid-like substances. Beans can be delicate, favourable foods, or they can be critical weapons of destruction. Beans can look like other beans, beans such as : Jelly Beans, Baked Beans, Kidney Beans.. When you consume too much egg and you start to fart pain-inflicting gases, eat beans. When you do, the gases are released, and all your intoxicated gases will have left your system.

Beans can substitute for other foods. Beans can be used to make fun games. Beans ARE YOUR FRIENDS. EAT THEM!!! ARRR!!!

What do you think of beans?

WARNING: One caught not consuming beans will be prosecuted. At least one serving of any type of beans is recommended per day.