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I Like Beans

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 25, 2008, 4:21 AM
Quote from the great, funny and random animation "Forehead Shavecut"

Do you like beans? I like beans. Beans are interesting. They can taste good.. or make you want to excrete brown liquid-like substances. Beans can be delicate, favourable foods, or they can be critical weapons of destruction. Beans can look like other beans, beans such as : Jelly Beans, Baked Beans, Kidney Beans.. When you consume too much egg and you start to fart pain-inflicting gases, eat beans. When you do, the gases are released, and all your intoxicated gases will have left your system.

Beans can substitute for other foods. Beans can be used to make fun games. Beans ARE YOUR FRIENDS. EAT THEM!!! ARRR!!!

What do you think of beans?

WARNING: One caught not consuming beans will be prosecuted. At least one serving of any type of beans is recommended per day.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Continuous Farts
  • Reading: Facts about Beans
  • Watching: Forehead Shavecut
  • Playing: Bean Eater
  • Eating: Beans
  • Drinking: Bean Soup *uugh*

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Journal Entry: Tue Apr 8, 2008, 11:51 PM
I'm sleepy, and tired..



















Yes, that's all.. I'm sorry if you wanted to read something pleasing.. or witty or funny, but you won't find that here. Although you might like to look through my work *shifty eyes*

  • Mood: Tired

Gibberish

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 17, 2008, 11:23 PM
Gibberish is really the best way to look clever and write lots of stuff.

I feel that more people should use gibberish, as everyone would look smarter when they do.

If everyone looks smart, everyone will be happy, no one will be dumb, so everyone will feel equal.

This would mean no more crimes, bad language, offensive material, or on a larger scale...

Would create world peace. Gibberish is the language that can change humanity.

Here is an example;
Ollough, heggrebleh. Joi clamda dut cujan. Quweh jum, jum, jum!
Dat uz noff, dut flymie rob demmig.
Kodof!

People... please try to learn this language, and use it more often.

- Jake Troughton (Jeeck-Trarton)